Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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