Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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