I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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