Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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