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  • Move to LA or NYC then. It's fuckin awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:10am
  • Thursdays are the new Friday. If you are in college. Which I am no longer. Sad. Made it soph year through the end wo Friday class

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:39am
  • It means you should kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:04pm
  • 10:00 & 10:02, I can't speak for the others but I do the PRETZEL ones exclusively...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:52pm
  • I love shoving Hebrew nationals up my asshole and like seeing how far I can shoot them out across my room when farting <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:11pm
  • I don't think so, 10:02. I think a dozen lonely people feel the need to have a niche. Since they couldn't find anything in the real world (no pun intended), they came here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Thursdays are my Friday too. Feel ya ther man, but hey that's why they call it thirsty Thursday! Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:01am
  • i wonder if bacon guy and pretzel guy are the same guy....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:00pm
  • class tmoro morning at 9>...gettin hammered... can i get an amen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:40pm
  • You spelled sphenopalatineganglioneuralgia wrong dip shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:11pm
  • Oh.. good for TFLN, they deleted the pouting 12 year old's counting! Way to go TFLN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:32pm
  • No I do the PRETZEL!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:55pm
  • But it totally is in the fake world!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:43pm
  • here we go CCSU!!! heeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:50pm
  • There's some fucked up people on here. I finally fit in somewhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:16pm
  • I go to work on Friday but I don't actually do work! So Thursday is the weekend!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:04am
  • ok im done.this is getting boring. byyye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:23pm
  • One hundred sixteenth!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:08pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:20pm
  • FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:03pm
  • You all just reminded me why I love TFLN.... This thread was funnier than the OP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:29pm
  • thirsty for a big dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:08pm
  • Thursday = best drinking night ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:38am
  • University of Minnesota, Territorial Hall, Rm 203 Anytime works for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:24pm
  • OP is missing valuable drinking time, like mondays tuesdays and of course wasted wednesdays... As a grad student we celibate every night of the week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:47am
  • Yeah, miss those days. The real world SUCKS ASS!!! JOBS, MORTGAGE, fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:00pm
  • 8:11 Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:30pm
  • all the "I love you" 's, really though?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Yeah, screw you. Some people have class/work Friday mornings.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:02pm
  • 11:24 that's my kinda week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:53am
  • Story of my life. Thursday is my Friday.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:08am
  • I wonder if bacon guy, in your face guy, pretzel guy and Russia guy are really just one funny motherfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:02pm
  • who here wants to play the penis showing game?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:30pm
  • 11:05-What kind of peice of shit(that's you),sits around all day with nothing better to do then put down people who are actually doing something with their lives(that's us)just to boost ur own self esteem. I say it's u who needs to get a fuckin life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:12pm
  • But you just said u love me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:00pm
  • 11:05-You are also a fuckin hypocritical homo-necro-beastiallity loving cum bubble

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:17pm
  • and that is why college is awesome. As for friday morning classes, I'm never sober in them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:19pm
  • So what's up guy that's not in college?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:07pm
  • celibate? really now, grad school sounds rough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:00am
  • Speaking of ice cream.. it makes me thirsty like pretzels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:07pm
  • Greenville right there. GO PIRATES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Awww.. I think you made 8:37 have a temper tantrum there 8:52! He is counting and pouting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:02pm
  • Us here in ak too ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:59am
  • Pina Colada # 3. Why? Cuz I just had a midterm and ain't got shit to do tomorrow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:18am
  • I like cheese as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:08pm
  • In the face!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Geez... it is way past your fucking bedtime 8:37... or grow the fuck up dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:52pm
  • Thursdays start the weekend off right with a brand new always sunny!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:33am
  • Fuck 11:05 -Ese Lucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:33am
  • Unless ya are in construction and workin 4 10's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:38pm
  • Ha ha so true it starts thursday these days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:09pm
  • Where i'm at everyday is the weekend! I got girls on call and free drugs! But the needle in spine painful surgery and waking up during the real surgy and not able to move wasn't so great.... If you are an idiot and haven't figured it out I'm in a hospital!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:29pm
  • AMEN, 9:40. Me too! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:44pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:05am
  • why hello there college, or should i say, 3 day weekends :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 8:41pm
  • 8:11--funnier than 1000 dreadful pretzel posts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Cincinnasty bungholes are 4-1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:12pm
  • hear ya! my weekend starts on tuesday ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:19pm
  • 11:05, that bitch can suck my 12 inch...like all theh girls at college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:20pm
  • hate Thursdays they get in the way of Friday! -BTK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:12pm
  • The real world can take it in the face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:00pm
  • I had no idea that grad students had to be celibate every night of the week. I may have to rethink my future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:36am
  • 513!!! lets go UNIVERSITY OF CINCINASTIII

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:05pm
  • First.... From the top

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:16pm
  • It means Ice Cream Headache..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:06pm
  • 2:47- I'd love to call you a dumb ass, but i didn't notice the error until 3:00 so kindly pointed it out. but damn, celibate? what, did you not reread what you typed before you posted? i mean, celebrate should have been a spelling error at worst, let alone switching it with a word that means no doing what's most fun to do at the end of a night of drinking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:44am
  • But thursday really is the weekend...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Thursday is the new Friday, I thought y'all knew?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:19am
  • Sphenopalintineganglioneuralgia. I bet you don't know what it means.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:03pm
  • Manic Monday, Too fucked up Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Shit faced Saturday, Sucka free Sunday.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:24am