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  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:01am

    Thursdays are my Friday too. Feel ya ther man, but hey that's why they call it thirsty Thursday! Haha

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:04pm

    It means you should kill yourself

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:52pm

    10:00 & 10:02, I can't speak for the others but I do the PRETZEL ones exclusively...

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:10am

    Move to LA or NYC then. It's fuckin awesome

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:11pm

    I love shoving Hebrew nationals up my asshole and like seeing how far I can shoot them out across my room when farting <3

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:32pm

    Oh.. good for TFLN, they deleted the pouting 12 year old's counting! Way to go TFLN!

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:00pm

    i wonder if bacon guy and pretzel guy are the same guy....

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:11pm

    You spelled sphenopalatineganglioneuralgia wrong dip shit

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:04am

    I go to work on Friday but I don't actually do work! So Thursday is the weekend!!

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:50pm

    here we go CCSU!!! heeee

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:16pm

    There's some fucked up people on here. I finally fit in somewhere

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:20pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:08pm

    thirsty for a big dick?

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:08pm

    One hundred sixteenth!!

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:38am

    Thursday = best drinking night ever

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:40pm

    class tmoro morning at 9>...gettin hammered... can i get an amen

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:29pm

    You all just reminded me why I love TFLN.... This thread was funnier than the OP!

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:07pm

    So what's up guy that's not in college?

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:47am

    OP is missing valuable drinking time, like mondays tuesdays and of course wasted wednesdays... As a grad student we celibate every night of the week.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:24pm

    University of Minnesota, Territorial Hall, Rm 203 Anytime works for me

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:19pm

    and that is why college is awesome. As for friday morning classes, I'm never sober in them.

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:02pm

    I wonder if bacon guy, in your face guy, pretzel guy and Russia guy are really just one funny motherfucker.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:00pm

    But you just said u love me?

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:03pm

    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:54pm

    Greenville right there. GO PIRATES!

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:43pm

    But it totally is in the fake world!

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:23pm

    ok im done.this is getting boring. byyye.

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:45pm

    all the "I love you" 's, really though?

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:17pm

    I don't think so, 10:02. I think a dozen lonely people feel the need to have a niche. Since they couldn't find anything in the real world (no pun intended), they came here.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:12pm

    11:05-What kind of peice of shit(that's you),sits around all day with nothing better to do then put down people who are actually doing something with their lives(that's us)just to boost ur own self esteem. I say it's u who needs to get a fuckin life.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:09pm

    Ha ha so true it starts thursday these days

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:36am

    I had no idea that grad students had to be celibate every night of the week. I may have to rethink my future.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:59am

    Us here in ak too ...

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:39am

    Thursdays are the new Friday. If you are in college. Which I am no longer. Sad. Made it soph year through the end wo Friday class

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:00pm

    Yeah, miss those days. The real world SUCKS ASS!!! JOBS, MORTGAGE, fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:30pm

    8:11 Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 8:41pm

    why hello there college, or should i say, 3 day weekends :D

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:00am

    celibate? really now, grad school sounds rough.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:33am

    Fuck 11:05 -Ese Lucky

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:08pm

    I like cheese as well

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:44pm

    AMEN, 9:40. Me too! :)

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:07pm

    Speaking of ice cream.. it makes me thirsty like pretzels

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:17pm

    11:05-You are also a fuckin hypocritical homo-necro-beastiallity loving cum bubble

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:53am

    11:24 that's my kinda week.

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:55pm

    No I do the PRETZEL!!

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:38pm

    Unless ya are in construction and workin 4 10's

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:02pm

    Yeah, screw you. Some people have class/work Friday mornings.

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:33am

    Thursdays start the weekend off right with a brand new always sunny!!!

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:30pm

    who here wants to play the penis showing game?

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:02pm

    Awww.. I think you made 8:37 have a temper tantrum there 8:52! He is counting and pouting!

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:58pm

    8:11--funnier than 1000 dreadful pretzel posts

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:18am

    Pina Colada # 3. Why? Cuz I just had a midterm and ain't got shit to do tomorrow!

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:12pm

    Cincinnasty bungholes are 4-1

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:08am

    Story of my life. Thursday is my Friday.

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:05pm

    513!!! lets go UNIVERSITY OF CINCINASTIII

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:52pm

    Geez... it is way past your fucking bedtime 8:37... or grow the fuck up dumbass

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:44am

    2:47- I'd love to call you a dumb ass, but i didn't notice the error until 3:00 so kindly pointed it out. but damn, celibate? what, did you not reread what you typed before you posted? i mean, celebrate should have been a spelling error at worst, let alone switching it with a word that means no doing what's most fun to do at the end of a night of drinking.

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:01pm

    In the face!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:00pm

    The real world can take it in the face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:19pm

    hear ya! my weekend starts on tuesday ;-)

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:05am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:16pm

    First.... From the top

  • 33 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:29pm

    Where i'm at everyday is the weekend! I got girls on call and free drugs! But the needle in spine painful surgery and waking up during the real surgy and not able to move wasn't so great.... If you are an idiot and haven't figured it out I'm in a hospital!

  • 34 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:20pm

    11:05, that bitch can suck my 12 inch...like all theh girls at college

  • 33 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:12pm

    hate Thursdays they get in the way of Friday! -BTK

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:19am

    Thursday is the new Friday, I thought y'all knew?!

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:06pm

    It means Ice Cream Headache..

  • 35 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:03pm

    Sphenopalintineganglioneuralgia. I bet you don't know what it means.

  • 29 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:24am

    Manic Monday, Too fucked up Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Shit faced Saturday, Sucka free Sunday.

  • 24 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:52pm

    But thursday really is the weekend...