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    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Oct 23, 11 at 8:40pm

    That sounds expensive. If you're both getting laid on the same mattress (EW), I bet you can't afford to frame it OR replace it.

  • 78 89
    Submitted by genome254 on Oct 23, 11 at 2:59pm

    mattresses as virginity loss material place are becoming mainstream. what happened to imagination and everlasting gobstoppers?

  • 72 85
    Submitted by threeoneseven on Oct 23, 11 at 8:56pm

    @daisy...... Good point!

  • Submitted by PHD1026 on Oct 23, 11 at 11:44pm

    fuckin your sister doesnt count

  • 71 97
    Submitted by dougmcdonald on Oct 23, 11 at 1:35pm

    Make sure to get checked for STDs when you're done, sweetie. ;)

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    Submitted by dreamcatcher on Oct 26, 11 at 4:51am

    How do you frame a mattress? I'd Google it but I'm sure it's impossible.