If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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That sounds expensive. If you're both getting laid on the same mattress (EW), I bet you can't afford to frame it OR replace it.
@daisy...... Good point!
mattresses as virginity loss material place are becoming mainstream. what happened to imagination and everlasting gobstoppers?
Make sure to get checked for STDs when you're done, sweetie. ;)
fuckin your sister doesnt count
How do you frame a mattress? I'd Google it but I'm sure it's impossible.