You can't special order awesome
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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