Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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