they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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