Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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