i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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