I'm drive I can fine osifer
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Randomize
