I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
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you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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