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  • 59 39
    Submitted by ZAK13 on Apr 16, 13 at 1:11pm

    If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and has the same name as duck it was probably your mom.... I think I messed that saying up.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 16, 13 at 2:20pm

    Well, it's certainly nothing to claw your eyes out over.

    • 44 40
      Submitted by hymenbreaker on Apr 17, 13 at 5:43am

      Yeah you use a broach for that sort of thing.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by rwool on Apr 16, 13 at 2:07pm

    50 shades kinda messed up

  • 38 44
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 17, 13 at 12:07pm

    Frued would be proud of you.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by thirrteen on Apr 16, 13 at 12:07pm

    Because it was your Mom...

  • 38 45
    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Apr 16, 13 at 5:25pm

    If you knew she looked like your mom before groping but did it anyway, it says a lot about how you view your mom. Good enough to grope... Were you touched when you were little?

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    Submitted by camouflagemoney on Apr 16, 13 at 12:47pm