so that wasnt chicken after all
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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