hotel room ftw
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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