nut hugger
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
