am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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