I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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