So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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