My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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