its not stalking. its research.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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