You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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