he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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