Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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