Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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Successfully deconstructed the web-shooter metaphor, I see.
That's... that's just brilliant.
Where's Chris Hanson when you need him?
It's white, it's sticky, but it isn't his web...
This sounds like my boyfriend