So drunk, too bad you don't want this
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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