just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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