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  • 88 53
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on May 2, 11 at 11:09am
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    Anyone who uses "totes" not in reference to carrying a bundle over their shoulder sounds like a "totes" fucking idiot.

  • 75 60
    Submitted by meg007 on May 2, 11 at 10:39am
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    Who the hell says "totes"?

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Vulpus on May 2, 11 at 4:04pm
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    Ya'll totes be haters.

  • 49 46
    Submitted by cannabislecter on May 2, 11 at 11:47am
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    OP should "totes" be burned alive.

  • 47 51
    Submitted by hayleyBOO on May 2, 11 at 3:16pm
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    Okay Snidelykwhiplash it would be "OP is "totes" a douchebag..." so let's use the correct grammar before you want to go on a rant

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Phys on May 2, 11 at 12:08pm
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    FUCK YEA USA!!

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Jenny54403 on May 2, 11 at 11:19am
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    maybe they meant totally? duh

    • 39 58
      Submitted by FactChecker on May 2, 11 at 11:38am
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      Obviously, but using the phrase "totes" is pathetic and shows the lack of a high school diploma.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by monicamischief on May 2, 11 at 1:45pm
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    This text would have been awesome if the word 'totes' wasn't used. Come on, man, COME ON. It's ruined now : (

  • 50 69
    Submitted by thejewbag on May 2, 11 at 5:46pm
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    TOTES MCGOATS

  • 43 56
    Submitted by JewFrow on May 3, 11 at 11:39am
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    Pretty sure she spelled totally wrong and it got auto-corrected

  • 38 50
    Submitted by cner on May 2, 11 at 7:08pm
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    And that's why you're not in the white house...

  • 35 47
    Submitted by marburgermath on May 3, 11 at 10:40pm
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    sounds like something sarah would say

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Clit on May 2, 11 at 4:55pm
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    I say totes

    • 44 42
      Submitted by redsox985 on May 2, 11 at 9:13pm
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      And that's why your name is Clit.

  • 38 69
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 2, 11 at 11:26am
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    Op is obviously a "totes" douchebag of the highest (or lowest) order.