I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Randomize
