i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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9:58, you can't talk about anorexia to these people! they're the kind of ignorant dumbasses who consider it all a choice, and pure vanity.
i wish it was possible to cut off bits of fat and donate them lol, like, somehow turn your lovehandles into someone else's bigger boobs... kill two birds with one stone....
I think this all the time, especially when hungover.... If only it were that easy!
i'm skinny as all hell and i dont take exercise, like, EVER (gr9 gym was the last time)... although i live with a hardcore runner so she'll kick my lazy ass off the couch....
lmao this is hilarious 1148 made my day.
^^ That's why I started doing your mom about it...grammatically correct? Fuck no!
A college athlete that types things like "I'm AN college athlete"...we can see sports trumps education....
We don't even know if this person is fat. I've had plenty of friends who are normal size lament about the need to work out. Doesn't mean they don't do it.
C'mon. By the looks of this site, we should be much more worried about liver disease hiking up healthcare costs before diabetes.
^ EXACTLY. I hope they start imposing a fat tax. Obesity disgusts me. Stop making other people pay for your excessive food problem.
12:32 is the smartest person on here.
good idea, 10:16, although i usually think of donating it to my own boobs. does that make me selfish? lol
this reminds me of se7en, gluttony, ill take exercising over that any day
fat people suck. and they know it.
im normal weight for my height and me and my sister have thought the same things
more like sculpting fat off your body..you know the parts that just wont go away
@5:21 - I'm fat and I've been to the DR once in the last year, FOR ALLERGIES TO POLLEN (clearly caused by my fat). I'm sorry my one trip to the DR is the cause of the high cost of YOUR high health care costs. Maybe you should go down to your local emergency room and tell people with a sore throat they should wait to see a regular doctor until the morning in stead of going to the ER. They're the ones fucking up your and MY healthcare shit. Suck my fat rolls you fuck head.
i agree hahahahahahah
I've always thought the same thing ... Or give it to the super super skinny girls
worst thing i've ever read
@6:01 in Louisiana, even the majority of our "fat" girls are markedly 4 times hotter than your "hot" girls up north, you ignorant, pretentious, yankee.
hahahaha i think this text is funny. just because someone said this doesn't mean they're as fat as everyone on here is quick to say.
i've had the same thought, haha.
stop being a fat fuck and put down the ice cream and take a walk
11:48 is fucking awesome.
shut up all you skinny bitches lol
I've definitely thought of this too haha
im an college athlete (very in shape) and i agree with the OP--being lazy is a glorious thing!!
god. so many overreacting assholes on this site. really. go be douches somewhere else, you pathetic wasts of sperm.
that's fuckin disgusting! tie a god damn ding-dong in front of your face and run bitch.
I wishI could kill fat people and not get in trouble...fat people disgust me. people need to have some self respect and take care of themselves
im not gonn sit here like 4:06 and say fat people are disgusting. But I agree, I don't wanna hear your bitching about how your fat. If you don't like being fat, hit the gym. If your fat and happy then I could give a damn.
lamest thing I've ever read on TFLN...
that would be why you are fat
wow, way to delete mine and 6:31's conversation about our enVs, mods.
this site blows nowadays. this will probably get deleted too. hahahaha.
i stay active and eat right, i don't have to "work out" and i love it.
For christ's sake. eat a carrot you fat tub of shit. walk a mile to get the fuck away from everyone
i agree 4:13. Why are these people SO UPSET that someone is fat. Besides, even skinny girls have fat on their bodies they usually want to get rid of. There is nothing indicating that this is an obese person. It's just a joke, sounds like one made from one girl to the other.
ive thought about doing it too...
then i realize i like being unscarred
Way to make us look
lazy ass fuck in Louisiana, OP, appreciate it!
fat people suck because we have to pay for their fat asses health care. eat less..walk for 20 minutes a day..it really does not take that much effort to not be so unhealthy.
honestly, just walk a mile a day at first. that shouldn't be difficult for anyone. then walk 2 miles a day, then 3. then start jogging one mile then walking the other two, then run a 1 1/2 mile and walk 1 1/2 miles, etc. until running is easy.
haha not at all 10:26
i always wanna ask people like 4:06 why it bothers them if other people are fat? if you're in shape, great. but honestly how does it affect your life any? i'm not fat either but i don't really give a shit if someone else is. don't know why people get so keyed up...
dudeeee, razors would be a much better idea. duh!
Fuck all that. I just want everything to be given to me and I def do not want to expend any effort. At all. K, so start the giving then.
And this is why you're fat.
only eating a meal a day would slow down your metabolism..which means it would take longer to lose weight.. eating 6 small meals a day is better for you..and whoever said they dont "take excercise"...just die.. And whoever gags everytime they see someone eating food..go fuck yourself and die..stop worrying so much about everyone else ya psycho bitch..yes i assume you're a girl
@12:32 I love you, too.
everyone is fat in the future. get over yourselves.
Does it really matter what people say on this sight about over weight people. NOTHING they ever say will affect your life. So let them be losers and remember Karma is a bitch.
I think its a fucking brilliant idea!!
it bothers me because when 2/3 of the population is overweight it drives up the healthcare bill considerably. more so then cigarettes and alcohol, especially when you factor in the high taxes for those "vices"
I too have considered this
5:20: way to encourage anorexia you asshole. Do you know what happens when you don't eat for a day? Your body goes into "starvation mode." This means that your body will store a higher percentage of fat from the next meal you eat. NOT GOOD. Anorexia is not good either. It's people like you that disgust me. Stop trying to give advice unless you know your facts first.
I think it's interesting to see so many people say oh just eat less and walk.. that will make it all better. trust me. it's not that easy. so maybe if you could take your head out of your ass for one minute and realize that just because you said something...doesn't make it true. :)
This is the mindset that is destroying America. "I'm a fat disgusting blob and I eat to much and I'm lazy, but don't expect me to do anything about it."
i sometimes think the same thing as the poster! even though i workout every day sometimes i think, damn it would just be so much easier to simply grab a knife...
this thread has been redeemed by 11:48 and 12:32
GUYS THIS IS A JOKE.
seriously everyone, stfu.
at least 5:05 has a valid point. 5:20, you just sound like a retard. it's people like YOU that i'm talking about that only care about the aesthetics of it when that part, at least, has no bearing on you. i can tell you're not such a smart one, either, given your weight loss advice.
Haha thats Louisiana for you.
dude im totally with you
... when you think thing like that it's a sign you need to re-evaluate your life! Working out isnt hard, you just have a weak mind....
11.48 Shut up - sure you're not using healthcare now, but what about when you develop diabetes or heart disease, which you are statistically FAR more likely to do? And hot fat girls in the south? Doubt it.
I can see that, 4:26. But that still doesn't answer the question of WHY you take issue with it...is it affecting you individually? Probably NOT. Which is why I don't expend energy taking issue with it.
10:42 has a really, really good point you guys.