If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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