Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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