just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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