I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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