Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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