Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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