Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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