I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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