Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
