ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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