What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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