That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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