I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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