People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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