just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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