Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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