I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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