I don't usually arrange sex via text message
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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