I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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