dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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