Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My vagina just clenched in fear
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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