New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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