You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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