i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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