If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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