If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Holy shit dude........stairs
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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