We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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