why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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