so that wasnt chicken after all
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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