i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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