the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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