Who did Billy Mays play for?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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